TITANIC REVISITED

TITANIC REVISITED

Top Ten Things We Have Learned From The Titanic:

10. Winning a ship ticket from gambling (Russian Poker) is not recommended specially when you're in a cheap pub in London. It could change a fortune. (Full House boys!)

9. Rescuing a gorgeous lady in distress, armed with a suicidal tendency that somehow merits your involvement could be fatal. (You jump, I jump, remember?)

8. Spitting 101: This can hook you up with an "A-List" type of lady no matter how gross it could be. (Spit like a man!)

7. There is no such thing as an "unsinkable ship", the ratio between lifeboats to passengers should never be overlooked. Half of the people in the ship are going to die. (Not the better half!)

6. Speed kills. Colliding with a huge iceberg, no matter how inadvertently, could make for a dubious headline. Don't push it Capitan. (You have your headline Mr Ismay!)

5. Women love their diamonds, although it couldn't buy a forced matrimony or save a dwindling family fortune. In other words, don't be a spoiled jerk. (I make my own luck!)

4. Be the consumate professional. Whenever some hot girl volunteered to pose naked for you to feast your eyes upon, wearing only this (necklace), don't think about inserting your shaft right away and ramming her like there's no more tomorrow. Take your time, it will come! (Put your hands on me!)

3. It's really a privilege playing alongside your bandmates. You can take the queue from those guys aboard the ship. Stop giving me the "due to irreconcilable differences" lame excuses alright? (No one is listening to us!)

2. True love comes in the most unexpected time and in the most unlikeliest person. But you don't have any right in being a slacker, be a go-getter. (I'll never let go!)

1. Learn to appreciate life. Be always thankful! Here's an excerpt from Mr. Dawson's character:

"I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people.

I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count."

Well said Jack!! RIP !!


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