After watching the "Thrilla in NAIA" video and the "Tulfo Brothers statement", I have listed ten things for "Mr. Raymart Santiago" to ponder upon. Read on:
10. Ask big brother "Randy Santiago" to serenade the Tulfo brothers so he can croon to their favorite songs. Just don't include his hit "Tuloy pa rin", he's there to entertain 'em & not tick 'em off again. I suggest him to remove his shades randomly!
9. Take their word for it, stay out of airports and do something that would be good for you. I know you wouldn't want to be involved in another scuffle, with the roles probably reversed this time 'round. Try a ferry ride!
8. Stay indoors and skip the routine malling on weekends or dinner at some posh restaurants. You never know when they will make an appearance. They've got eyes in the back of their heads!
7. Convince "Mother Lily" to purchase the rights to produce a movie based on their life story. Let brother "Rowell Santiago" handle the director duties so he can cast you as one of the villains. A big-screen project for everyone!
6. Take the cue from fellow "Kapuso" star "Cesar Montano" who has caught the "Tulfo" brothers' ire not a long time ago. Try to extract some tips on how he was able to pacify 'em and how he was able to make the issues between 'em subside. Please Buboy!
5. In exchange for his safety, he can gather some exclusive tips and information about notorious crooks and shenanigans including their operations. Then he can provide the brothers with leads, that may be vital in their expose. 100% credibility!
4. You're darn lucky if Senator "Miriam Defensor Santiago" would happen to be a long-lost relative. Only she is capable to counter the "Tulfo" brothers' "berserker barrage". Make the connection now!
3. Force wifey "Claudine Barreto" to make amends with older sister Gretchen. This is a no brainer call. La Greta's partner is Mr. "Tony Boy Cojuangco", who just so happens to be "Pres. Noynoy's" second cousin. Blood is thicker than water!
2. Do the infamous "Pontius Pilate" deed. Put all the blame in your "ground and pound" companion. Make that "guy in the pink shirt" the ultimate instigator, the outlaw, the bad guy, or in other words, the fall guy. No one identifies him in the video anyway!
1. Make the big switch. It's time to defect to TV5 Network. Now you can pray and wait for the "MVP intervention" since you will be a "Kapatid" with the Tulfo brothers. As the saying goes: If you can't beat 'em, JOIN 'EM!!
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