I have listed some of the most absurd and untimely remarks that these famous people can never get away with. It won't be happening any time soon:
LeBron James / Kobe Bryant
- "Stay in school!"
- As we all knew, these two superstars went to the NBA straight from high school and skipped College to chase their basketball dreams.
#MajorInHoops
Magic Johnson
- "Practice safe sex, use condoms!"
- In 1991, he shocked the world by announcing his retirement from the NBA because of acquiring the HIV virus. He also openly admitted of sleeping with 2,000 women.
#WhatAStud
CJ Corona
- "Honesty is the best policy!"
- He was impeached as the Philippines Supreme Court Chief Justice in a televised trial in the Senate. He was also accussed of multiple dollar accounts maliciously witheld on his SALN.
#GoodRiddance
Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
- "Thou shall not steal!"
- Arguably the most corrupt Philippine President since the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos. In hospital arrest now facing multiple criminal and administrative charges.
#LockedUp
George W. Bush
- "Make peace, not war!"
- Known for his penchant in armed conflict, he instigated the liberation of Afghanistan from the Taliban regime as a retaliation in the 9/11 bombing. He also attacked Iraq to topple Saddam Hussein in search of weapons of mass destruction that haven't been found until now.
#KillEmAll
Osama Bin Laden
- "Live the American dream!"
- The founder of the dreaded Al-Qaeda group who is the mastermind of terrorist attacks, most especially targeting the good 'ol Uncle Sam.
#MostWantedMan
Eminem
- "Family (Marshall) matters!"
- Faced multiple lawsuits as a result of his tirade towards of all people, his mom and wife, with his angst-driven and emotionally fueled lyricism.
#TheWayIAm
Snoop Dogg
- "Say no to drugs!"
- This man right here is very vocal in his marijuana consumption, as clearly seen on his songs, videos and live performances. This dude wanna get high all the time.
#SmokeWeedEveryday
Jon Jones
- "Don't drink and drive!"
- The future face of the UFC went to shambles when he was recently embroiled with a DUI charge as he vehemently smashed his 165k Bentley into a telephone booth in New York.
#YoungAndAspiring
Piolo Pascual
- "I'm very secured with my manhood!"
- His sexual preference was always challenged and debated by the media and the movie industry. His break-up with an A-list Philippine celebrity only made matters worse.
#HalfPinoyHalfPinay
Senator Ramon Revilla Sr.
- "I'm for the family planning advocacy!"
- Fathering 88 children (and still counting) with multiple women was a neat feat to pull off. Just try to imagine his monthly child support for everyone. It led to one of his son's early demise.
#GoForthAndMultiply
Mang Kanor
- "Save the women and children!"
- A former cop who became infamous for viral videos spread in the internet ala-Hayden Kho. The problem is he is having sex with underage girls that happens to be sisters. DSWD was apalled.
#DarnLuckyOldMan
Tim Duncan
- "It's showtime!"
- A very fundamentally-sound and future Hall of Fame basketball player. Never exciting to watch but he gets the job done anyway. He has four championships to boot.
#JustBoring
Allen Iverson
- "Make your teammates involved!"
- Basketball pundits often criticized his game as selfish, hogging the ball and firing at will to his content. He was once described as "Me, Myself & I-verson". But no one can ever argue 'bout his heart and talent on the hardcourt.
#ScoringChamp
Manny Pacquiao
- "I'm passing the bill to legalize same-sex marriage!"
- A boxer turned to congressman turned into a preacher was lambasted worldwide by stating his stand on the issue. By the way, his most hated critic was Money Floyd Gay-weather.
#PoundForPoundKing
Claire Danes
- "It's more fun in the Philippines!"
- Can you imagine this sultry actress pinch-hitting for the Department of Tourism? Couple of years back, while shooting some scenes here, she bravely claimed that Manila was a cockroach and sewer rats haven. She was blacklisted ever since.
#PersonaNonGrata
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