Thursday, August 30, 2012

AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO BOOST SELF CONFIDENCE



1. Pamper yourself with the latest gadgets and gizmo's that you can afford. Bring 'em wherever you may go. Just don't invite unwarranted attention for 'em!
#DontBeLeftBehind

2. As the saying goes: A man who suits up smartly gains respect from the people around him. Hey, it's time to ditch your favorite "Class A" worn-out kicks!
#DressToImpress

3. A confident man never crumbles under pressure. Learn how to deal with your setbacks graciously. Shedding some tear is not an option homie!
#TearJerker

4. With every dictionary that you stumble upon, tear the page where the word "Insecure" is inscribed. You are better than this, way better!
#WebsterBoy

5. An eloquent speaker knows what he is talking about. Style is important, but not as integral as substance. Walk the talk!
#TalkTheWalk

6. Academic prowess is innate within you. Back in the days, you were always running for honors. What they don't know is your seat-mate/best bud was the class valedictorian!
#CopyPaste

7. Enroll in a mixed-martial arts school so no one can scare the hell out of you. Brag about the styles and techniques you have accustomed to. But never practice the "Kimura" on your hapless little sister!
#UFCKetchup

8. You were once a hoop demigod in your rural alley. You always demand the ball and create opportunities for yourself & your dork teammates. The problem is you were always a runner-up!
#Choker

9. Tell your girlfriend (if you happen to have one), to say how much she adores you, loves you, and how terrible & incomplete her life would be without you by her side. Record it on your dual band cellphone and assign it as your ring tone!
#UseAsPlayback

10. Convince yourself that you are the epitome of the human male species. While in front of the mirror, tell yourself what your Mom used to tell you, that you are the most beautiful creature in your room. Never fail to believe her!
#MamasBoy

Face your fears, live your dreams. Go to sleep!

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