TOP 10 REASONS TO STAY SINGLE:

1. Women are associated with miseries - PMS, nervous breakdown, emotional strains, et al. You don't wanna be the outlet of their excess baggage!
#RedAlert

2. Angel Locsin and Marian Rivera have already found their respective significant others. You were never a football superstar nor a hunk-hearthrob to begin with!
#HackTheFact

3. You will never miss a barkada night-out ever again. You can always booze like a college dude just like old times!
#BottomsUp

4. Now, you can always check out the most happening places in the metro, hang-out with the hottest chicks and flash those toothy grin of yours!
#ReadyToMingle

5. Those nightmare hours of being a shopping chaperon would just be a thing of the past. You can roam the mall with your well-deserved freedom!
#TreatYourself

6. Those colorful body inks, awesome piercings and extreme lifestyles can be practiced to your heart's content without leaving a familiar face dismayed!
#PermissionNotRequired

7. You begin to realize that you now have those extra bucks for your beat-up ride. You can now afford to pull-off some nasty upgrades!
#BanaweBound

8. The remote control is all yours for the taking. Watch your favorite programs, movies and bring out that child in you again. More video games please!
#LazyBoyCouch

9. Privacy has long been overdue! You will not have to share cellular phone, macbook and social media log-ins to a wannabe paparazzi!
#HackerFree

10. The Commander-in-Chief of the Philippines would prove to be an excellent example. To avoid further scrutiny, his love-life has been likened to Coke. From Light to Zero!
#SpareMe


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